Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What’s a skeleton's favorite part of the house? The living room
Why do skeletons hate winter?
Because the wind goes right thru them
Why don't skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs
Why didn't the skeleton want to play football?
Because his heart wasn't in it.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Okay, so not much happing today, I'm writing a NSF interim report and won't let myself process any more Antarctica pictures until I'm done. So I decided to 'share the pain' with some bad skeleton jokes...
He Stopped Loving Beer Today
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