For Mom & Dad

I found these comics while looking for skeleton jokes (the TAs offer one each day in Osteology). By way of explanation -- my father says he's donating his skeleton to my lab when he departs this mortal coil, so he can "keep an eye on me for the rest of my life." The second comic? My mother is a serial killer of snails in her Seattle garden. Try tho' we might to convince her they are "the pugs of the insect world", 'tis of no use...